Why ya gotta be hatin’ the Gnomes?

Posted on October 31st, 2006 in Daily, Kids by virginia

I brought these 3 gnomes home from Oregon. They belonged to my Grandmother Ramsey. Her Irish/Scottish heritage and the fact that she was born on St. Patrick’s Day gave her a love of all kinds of little leprechauns and gnomes and such.

The Gnomes

Ever since I brought them home, Violet has been unwelcoming. She turns their little faces toward the wall so that their eyes don’t watch her. Over the past week and a half, Violet has come to terms with Kris (the short one in bright green) and Liz (the tall one). I know, I know. The tall one really doesn’t look like a Liz but that has to be his name, according to Violet, because it is carved into the bottom of the statue. The evil gnome on the left didn’t have a name on the bottom. Violet named him Gome Gnome as in Go Home Gnome. Do you see something evil in this gnome’s eyes?

Go Home Gnome

I see nothing but cuteness. Violet on the other hand sees nothing but evil. “It’s the eyes! The eyes!” I guess I’ll just keep turning Gome around until he wins Violet over. Wonder how Violet would feel about traveling to Australia to set Gome free in Gnomeville? If you want to see something really evil check out The Pumpkinator. Steve, April and Violet carved out an abomination of a pumpkin last night to enter in the Pumpkin Carving contest.

Have fun Trick-or-Treating tonight and BE SAFE! Smiley Devil Costume

Consulted by your daughter? Priceless

Posted on October 30th, 2006 in Daily, Special Days, Kids by virginia

I’ve spent the day sharing my mad webmistress skillz with Stephanie. She and a friend are starting an internet-based business selling a variety military-related items. I don’t want to spoil the “grand opening” so no more details about that but it was kind of nice to have a child of mine asking me how to do something.

When Steph was small she believed I knew the answer to everything. Then she started getting older. By the time she was 16 or 17, I didn’t know the right answer to anything. It has happened with the other kids too. Amber thought I was a complete idiot, Vicki hated all my ideas, April and the Boy still think I’m stupid. I love it when the Boy rolls his eyes as I give him advice. I’m not sure when the tide turns back for parents. Sometime after they leave home and start living on their own.

I remember a conversation out in the garage this summer between Amber and Vicki. They were discussing electric bills, the heat and the cost of air conditioning. Both of them were talking about how they keep the temperature pretty warm in their apartments and get upset when people leave the door open too long. All I could do was laugh and remind them of the millions of times Steve & I yelled “Shut the door!” and how they used to think we were retarded for worrying about “stupid” stuff like trying to refrigerate the entire neighborhood.

I’ve worked out a philosophy about the whole “parents are stupid” thing. When kids think they know more than their parents and believe they have better ideas on how to go about living their lives, they actually move out when they grow up. That’s a good thing. I have too many kids to risk having them suffer a Failure to Launch.

Tomorrow is Halloween. Don’t forget to take a picture of your cuties for the Costume Contest. Steve and Violet went to pick out a giant pumpkin yesterday. They plan to carve it tonight and have promised something spectacular. Check out the Boy’s Zorro costume – looks pretty cool.

Vicki has suggested that I add some new things to do to my zzzZ Bored? list. She’s run out of ways to waste time. So check out the Tangram puzzles. Or try a few of the Halloween related games that I’ve added. I really like Bill the Demon – he eats souls.

Here’s a little Halloween photo fun from Wanda. Click on the link below. It’s pretty cool and the sound is awesome so turn up your volume and study the two pictures closely. Can you see the hidden Halloween message? The closer you look, the clearer the image will be. Don’t let the German words distract you, they have nothing to do with the image. You’ll see what I mean if you give it your undivided attention.

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Is there such a thing as too much attention?

Posted on October 29th, 2006 in Daily, Grandbaby by virginia

Eric, Steph and Alexander the Great arrived safely yesterday evening. Since then Alex has been bombarded with love and attention from grandparents, aunts, and uncle…

Getting Grandpa love

Violet feeds Alex Violet feeds Alex
Jon and Alex
Bathtime Bathtime
Grandpa & Alex
Putting together the baby seat Still assembling baby seat
Alex in his new seat
April and Alex Violet and Alex
Alexander on April on couch
Help someone! Make them stop touching me!

edited@6:11pm Gah! More loving!!

Amber and Alex

I’ll dumpster dive for you anytime honey

Posted on October 28th, 2006 in Daily, Love Notes, My Better Half by virginia

The grandbaby should be here in just a little while (and his parents too). I am looking forward to holding him again. This time I’ll be in full Grandma mode. “Steph, I think Alex needs a clean diaper” “Here sweetie, he’s crying for you” “Alex is happy, clean and dry? Oooh, let me hold the little bunchkin” If she’s smart, Steph should be able to work a diaper con game on Amber, Vicki or April at least once or twice before they catch on.

This morning as Steve left for work, I was moaning about how much my hiney didn’t want to get back in the car and make the 5 hour/ 375 mile round-trip to the Kansas City airport to pick up the kids. Off he went to work and I resigned myself to making the drive. But then — Steve came home! He had worked as quickly as he could to finish the tasks he had for today so that he could come home and save me from the trip to KC.

I love that man!
Makes me glad I was willing to dig through garbage for him…

The other day while I was out shopping I stopped in at Lowe’s to pickup some fall flowers for my porch (I do all my home improvement shopping there cause my brother John would be sad if I didn’t help out his stock values). While I was standing in line I noticed that Maglite had finally come out with an LED version of their flashlights. They even had a bulb conversion kit for flashlights that you already own. Now, my husband loves his flashlights. He especially loves Maglites. For about the last 4 or 5 months, every time we’re at the store he looks for an LED Maglite. When I saw them at Lowe’s, I knew I had to get one for him.

Fast forward to our house….While in the middle of trying to put my message center together (remember the crooked little project from the other day?), I decided to put the maglite kit somewhere Steve wouldn’t see it and then surprise him with it. Good idea right? Anyway, I wrapped the plastic Lowe’s bag around it so that you couldn’t see what was inside and then tucked it away for later.

Last night I went to get the kit to give it to Steve. Couldn’t find it. Searched everywhere – well everywhere except where the kit was, because I couldn’t find it. Then I remembered scooping up a lot of empty plastic shopping bags and putting them in the trash. I couldn’t believe it but, I must have thrown it away! So, out I go in the dark (with the non-LED maglite) to the trash cans where I start going through all of the garbage looking for the kit. Have you ever noticed how all trash bags looks alike – white on the outside and disgusting on the inside? I searched every bag with no luck. I cleaned myself up and decided I would go through them again today in the daylight.

This morning, as I prepared for another round with the garbage, I found the kit. Wasn’t in the garbage at all but safely tucked away where I wouldn’t misplace it. I had dug through the garbage for no reason! Oh well. Steve did love the LED kit as much as I thought he would and the trash trolling was completely worth it if it got me out of driving to Kansas City today!

I’m going to be busy sniffing Alex’s head for awhile. Since you’re not so lucky, try this game to keep you busy: Highway-Hunter

This is my space

Posted on October 27th, 2006 in Daily, WTF!?! Bizzare! by virginia

Everyone seems to have a mySpace site these days. In fact, there are about 123,734,193 mySpace sites. Mostly they seem to be young people, bands, and businesses that cater to young people. Even Alex has a mySpace! And did you know that Stephanie has a blog on her mySpace site?

You would think that since I already have my own website that I wouldn’t need a mySpace site. But I do! I got a MySpace account for one simple reason – the ability to leave smucky comments on the kid’s sites. I think my account has personally turned the tide on MySpace. It seems that oldsters like me are actually taking over!

Do you have a mySpace site (or other website of your own)? Post a link on the message board and let us check you out.

In honor of the upcoming elections (and because I restrained my rants yesterday) here are some Political WTF selections for you….

  1. Vote for me! I had sex with the Green Bay Packers! Go Pack Go!
  2. Let’s see more of my boobs and less of those Washington boobs!
  3. Watch out – a black man like Harold Ford will steal your white women!
  4. Sex scandals of the 06 Campaign
  5. Ready to party

edited@11:04 I meant to include this picture of the beautiful flowers my in-laws sent me yesterday. Thanks again Darrell & Marge - they’re lovely and really brightened my day.

Flowers
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