Conversation at our house last night:

THE BOY: Funny math jokes mom.

ME: I know, sometimes I’m so geeky I’m cool.

THE BOY: You’re not cool mom.

ME: I am too - I am so 1377 I can’t even describe how 1377 I am

THE BOY: Do you mean 1337?

STEVE: 1337? What’s that?

THE BOY: Leet speak

STEVE: What? I’ll have to google it and get the 911

THE BOY: (BIG SIGH) It’s 411 (hysterical laughing by parents ensues) It’s 411! (parents now ROFL and pointing) OMG! you guys are so lame.

We totally pwned him!

Slang joke

Comic by xkcd.

*Leet speak for “Fear your parents - we have mad skills fool”