My house is really looking good these days. I haven’t gotten the “exquisitely dressed wife” part worked out yet but dinner has been made, the house clean, and the kids as sweet and clean smelling as I can get them. Today I got all my wash done- including all the blankets and pillows -and I polished off all the ironing and mending. Woo Hoo for me. All this housewifey stuff doesn’t leave much time for blogging though. Hmmm… I wonder if the answer to being the perfect housewife is an Internet Use policy like I used to have at work?

Tomorrow I plan to tackle the basement storage area. It’s really just a small storage closet but I’ve got it packed to the roof with stuff that I had planned to sell in a big yardsale that never quite came together. So, I’ll have to sort through what’s staying and the rest is going to Goodwill.

Violet's BirthdayYesterday was my baby’s birthday. Nine years old and not much of a baby anymore. We had our standard family birthday thing - dinner, presents, cake and ice cream. Vicki and Amber came over to help celebrate and my 2 new “daughters”, Jamie and Adree, came over too. We had homemade pizza - Violet’s favorite meal. Steve finally found a pizza crust recipe that comes real close to a Frank & Pat’s crust (the best in the world!) and I’ve gotten pretty good at making it. It’s a recipe that uses LARD (amazingly you can buy it at the grocery store) but not very much.

Violet declared it THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! There was much shrieking and screaming for joy as she opened her presents. After spending a lot of time and effort finding what you think is a great gift, you kind of expect them to open it up and, I don’t know, break out into a brief musical number detailing their joy and gratitude. That rarely happens but last night was just like that - except you know without the song.

Violet and FelicityNow I just have to survive the Lazer tag party on Saturday. I’m utterly exhausted just thinking about getting through it. I still haven’t assembled the mandatory gift bags. I really hope it goes well. I’d hate to be known throughout Joplin as the mom who throws pathetic birthday parties.



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More in the fascinating life of a woman trying to impersonate a 50’s housewife…

Mmmm...Cranberry WineI cleaned out my refrigerator and freezer today. Funny how it didn’t look like Mother Hubbard’s cupboard before I got rid of the eggnog (leftover from Christmas), the wilted veggies and who-knows-what from the meat compartment. Also, all of those empty except for a dribble containers of OJ, Sunny-D and other juices kind of mask the emptiness. I also got rid of the half bottle of Three Lakes Winery Wisconsin Cranberry wine that has been lurking in there for a couple of weeks. The other day Crystal had passed on to me the secret of inner peace and I’m so glad I read it before dumping that wine down the drain! I’m feeling somewhat peaceful now.

Later tonight I plan to continue the excitement with a trip to the grocery store. Hopefully I’ll be able to complete the shopping without experiencing excruciating pain which is sure to ruin the little buzz I’ve got going. The other day while straightening the top shelf in our closet (I know! I get to do all the fun stuff!), I fell off the step stool and nearly broke my ankle. My shin is covered in bruises and my ankle is still swollen and has these lovely bruises, broken veins and a puncture wound that is conveniently placed right where every pair of shoes I own (save a pair of slippers) rubs. Ouch!

I have to remember to pick up a pair of rubber gloves while I’m at the grocery. Rubber gloves are useful and necessary tools to accomplish many household tasks. Without them my manicure is completely going to hell and that’s a huge no-no. Imagine what ragged nails and chipped polish are doing to Steve’s love for me!

When your husband comes home, greet him with a wonderful greeting. Imagine your husband coming home to a clean house, an exquisitely dressed wife, a dinner prepared with care, children clean and sweet smelling, a clean bedroom - what would this do to his love for you? Now imagine what the opposite does to him.

Note to self - put more wine on grocery list! After all, it’s not like the kids are home to see me.



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