What I’m thinking today…
Where do those cobwebby things that cling to your ceiling and upper wall come from?
Who’s the brainiac that invented popcorn ceilings? Ok - yeah they’re kinda pretty, but impossible to dust!
Where do all those marks on the wall come from - I’ve asked around and no one in this house is responsible for making them. Maybe we should watch our guests a little bit closer.
Why do the most effective cleaners smell the worst?
Why are there abandoned dirty socks rolled up into balls and distributed around my living room? Are they being used as toys? Is there a lack of available laundry baskets? Note to self: buy more balls and baskets.
Where does all this dust come from? Pounds of it. Maybe I should be changing the air filter more often…hmmmm.
Does no one in this house know where the garbage can is?!
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*Bender, Futurama Jurassic Bark
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