Vi: “What’s for dinner?”
Mom: “Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. Grab me the cans of soup from the pantry.”
Vi: “Uh, I want homemade soup”
Mom: “People in hell want ice water too”
Vi: “Why do they want ice water?”
Mom: “Because it’s hot down there and they get thirsty”
Vi: “I’d want to go to heaven”
Mom: “Well, they aren’t going to get that”
Vi: “Well they’re not getting ice water either so what’s the difference”
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