Happiness is a clean butt

You’ve known it since the day you were born and your mom slapped a diaper on your backside.

My dad knew it even though he would complain loudly about how he should buy stock in TP.

Now that I’ve had so many children I know exactly what he was complaining about.

Here’s a solution for those who are tired of spending so much money on “waste”d paper.

The Washlet