Engleberts in Missouri [miz-er-ree]

SteveE says:

She looks great in a dress
Even sexy when her hair is a mess
You catch her eyes and they seem to fluoresce
She is beautiful

Smokes a pack a day
Wait that’s me but anyway
She doesn’t care a thing about that
Hey she thinks I’m beautiful

Meet Virginia

She never compromises
Loves TiVo and hates surprises
Wears high heels and gets her kids Baptized
Ain’t that beautiful

Meet Virginia

Well she wants the house real clean
as she surveys the normal scenes
Kids and husband “Mess Machine”
This is her daily routine

Daddy lives in Wimauma
Momma works selling clothes and china
Brothers ² love their mamma. They should be president.
Here she is again on the phone
wishing Steph would leave her alone
We don’t really like to sit at home
and argue bout the president.

meet Virginia

mmmh right

Well she wants to live her life
Be a good mother and a wife
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don’t ever want to feel strife

no no no no no no

(Music)

She only drinks Mountain Dew at midnight
Says the bubbles fizz just right
The feeling is quite unusual
You see her confidence is magic
Nothing about the girl is plastic
and the shape of her body
incredible

meet Virginia
I can’t wait to
meet Virginia

yeah-e-yeah-yeah

Well shed make a wonderful queen
and she thinks about her scenes
well she wants to live her life
then she thinks about her life
pulls her hair back as she screams
I don’t really want to meet the queen
I don’t really want to meet the queen
I don’t really want to be the queen

DADS says:

That’s Virginia

I took her to the office when she was seven
She was part of my little piece of heaven
The staff wanted to know who this is
I introduced her as my princess

The first dress I bought her was blue
I spotted it a mile away
It was made for her
That’s all I can say
That was Virginia

She has her Momma’s eyes
So it’s no surprise I guess
When her husband says with love
That they seem to fluoresce
She was beautiful

I once gave her a necklace
The pendant was “Annie”
I picked it from a zillion
For she was one in a million
That was Virginia

She had a mind of her own no matter what you say
Her room was a mess but straight by end of day
She would read, play school and sing
And do all the things that’s being
Virginia
That was Virginia